@aescling i bet this one is good if you get it

@aescling (spouse gifts me a bad car) well when wife gives you lemons

@monorail “lemon” is fandom slang for lewd fanfiction. i have no idea if people say that or not these days

@aescling ahh

@monorail @aescling i say it :P

@monorail @aescling but yeah it dates back from the fanfiction.net days were lewd fanfiction was technically against the rules so people would say “Lemon” in the description instead of “Smut” to fly under the radar of moderators

now that everybody just posts to AO3 you don’t see it much anymore