thinking about modern au wei wuxian marrying wen ning in order to provide him with extended health benefits....wwx like, yeah I am straight but obviously I would do anything I can to help my friend?
wn is well aware he himself is not straight, and is interested in wwx, but he's happy with friendship. wwx also happy with their relationship as is! and he's simply too busy revolutionising modern cultivation to find the time to date girls
when lan wangji comes back into wwx's life unexpectedly, dynamics get thrown topsy turvy for a while, but when wn and lwj see in each other how much both of them are willing to be on wwx's side no matter what, they become easy and comfortable allies without having to talk about it
idk what happens next but endgame definitely wangningxian
@soph_sol i feel like the funniest option is that wn and lwj start having sex for the purpose of working out their mutual horny wwx feelings and wwx finds out they’re hooking up and has like, a week straight of horny dreams about his two good friends mutual sex life he just discovered before he realizes MAYBE this is not straight behavior
@biasto_bias @Satsuma @soph_sol WWX has this weirdly unhorny "trying to get invited to the threesome" energy, because he just hates to be left out of fun with his friends!
@biasto_bias @Satsuma @soph_sol (Jiang Cheng and Wen Qing are constantly like: "No, stop asking.")
@Betty @biasto_bias @soph_sol poor Wen Qing 😂
@Satsuma hahaha yesss I love that!!