thinking about modern au wei wuxian marrying wen ning in order to provide him with extended health benefits....wwx like, yeah I am straight but obviously I would do anything I can to help my friend?

wn is well aware he himself is not straight, and is interested in wwx, but he's happy with friendship. wwx also happy with their relationship as is! and he's simply too busy revolutionising modern cultivation to find the time to date girls

when lan wangji comes back into wwx's life unexpectedly, dynamics get thrown topsy turvy for a while, but when wn and lwj see in each other how much both of them are willing to be on wwx's side no matter what, they become easy and comfortable allies without having to talk about it

idk what happens next but endgame definitely wangningxian

#mdzs

@soph_sol i feel like the funniest option is that wn and lwj start having sex for the purpose of working out their mutual horny wwx feelings and wwx finds out they’re hooking up and has like, a week straight of horny dreams about his two good friends mutual sex life he just discovered before he realizes MAYBE this is not straight behavior

@Satsuma @soph_sol okay this is amazing

@soph_sol @Betty wwx does NOT know he’s the drive behind their hookups but it’d definitely give him a whole lot of complicated feelings if he did

@Satsuma @soph_sol "I can't believe you invited Wen Ning to his first threesome without me along to wingman him. You know he's got the social anxiety!"

"It's ... not a threesome?"

"Not if you don't invite me!"

@Betty @Satsuma @soph_sol ckskjsfj

The first keysmash I typed out here tried to correct to “dislike”, which is exactly the opposite of what I’m trying to convey. This is great!

@biasto_bias @Satsuma @soph_sol WWX has this weirdly unhorny "trying to get invited to the threesome" energy, because he just hates to be left out of fun with his friends!