thinking about entertaining stories to tell about why I disappeared from (almost) all social media for two and a half years

"I was part of a classified experiment to determine how well-informed people stay without being constantly barraged by bad takes"

"I pulled a Thoreau and now I owe a ton of money to the IRS"

"I won a tiny island in a contest but tragically it was without internet, and, eventually driven to extremes by loneliness, I gave up and came back here"

@titania that last ones dangerous, soon everyone will be competing for a spot on your tiny internet-free island

@Satsuma oh don't worry, its location is a secret.

@titania that just means i have to bribe someone right? i can probably bribe someone, i have jam