thinking about entertaining stories to tell about why I disappeared from (almost) all social media for two and a half years
"I was part of a classified experiment to determine how well-informed people stay without being constantly barraged by bad takes"
"I pulled a Thoreau and now I owe a ton of money to the IRS"
"I won a tiny island in a contest but tragically it was without internet, and, eventually driven to extremes by loneliness, I gave up and came back here"
@titania that last ones dangerous, soon everyone will be competing for a spot on your tiny internet-free island
@Satsuma oh don't worry, its location is a secret.
@titania thats probably how you got access to the island in the first place
@Satsuma I mean it was a jam-making contest
@Satsuma tragically I also have jam and share it freely