Look, we all know the renaming shit is just a stupid publicity stunt and nobody is actually taking it seriously
But as a native Michigander who grew up literally on the shores of one of the Great Lakes, trying to rename Lake Ontario actually hits pretty close to home (even if Huron was the Lake I grew up knowing)
You can't just DO that
@Lady AND it ruins the acronym every kid in the midwest learns to remember the Lakes! Nobody knows what the fuck HAMES means
@coriander @Lady Lake America makes me think of butter
@Lady It really really is