Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
oh fuck this one is a sequel to a sequel to a fic i actually read and liked?? i may have to (re)read the other fics in the series before i get to it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
i finally (re)read them so i can get back to this
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
they are trying to sell me on zelda being horny but honestly i’m not sure the author knows what horny is
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
they’re trying to convince me of the sexiness of this outfit but i gotta say a 200-word list of garments from toe to head just doesn’t do it for me
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« She briefly contemplated walking over to her nightstand and fishing a vibrator or something out of its drawers to take care of the dampness between her legs, but thought ‘why settle for that when her loving and dutiful girlfriend was just in the other room, with her long, deft fingers, adorable cock, and most importantly, that nimble, wonderful, magical mouth of hers?’ » why indeed
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
zelda hon your girlfriend’s mouth will not make your crotch LESS wet
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
i am not convinced this author has ever eaten a girl out
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« I, uh, tried to make an apple pie for you, but it was… not great to say the least » i am also not convinced this author has ever made a pie
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« Sleeping in was a habit that Zelda had had as long as she could remember, but had only gotten worse in her senior year of high school, just before she’d been diagnosed with depression. » sure let’s just drop that character detail in there why not
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« “You’re asking the wrong person, y’know?” came Linkle’s response. “This is my first relationship, and also I don’t have parents.” » sure let’s just drop that character detail in there why not ALSO
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« That was a perk of dating one of the guests of honor at a national scientific conference, their plane tickets had automatically been bumped up to first class. » no
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
oh no is this a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FIC?!
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« Sheik was stoned out of their mind to alleviate dysphoria » was this detail really necessary
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« “I know, I know, I just… I don’t even know why I’m so nervous about this,” Linkle admitted. It was the truth, too; she didn’t know exactly what about this evening scared her so much, but it DID. » you can blame the author for that one
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
these two just casually having a conversation in a cab that i would definitely not have casually in a cab, because the author loves to let the setting just fade out whenever somebody starts speaking
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
oh we’re really doing the whole “Linkle has a dream which is oddly premonitory” thing two stories in a row huh
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« Linkle had actually applied to Akkala University back when she was applying to colleges, and even been accepted, but that was around when she had begun to question her gender and stuff, and she hadn’t felt comfortable going through that somewhere other than Hateno, where she had spent her whole life. » this girl decided to transition and was literally like “i want to do that in the place filled with people who think of me as a boy”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« Linkle plopped down next to her, and Zelda instinctively pulled her closer and rested her head on the taller girl’s shoulder » Zelda is taller than Link(le)
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
« There was a light on above them, and the angle of it caused Zelda’s hair to form a golden halo around her head, as if she were an angel sent from heaven. » ok look babe i know we’re fucking but look this is like the perfect shot just wait there i gotta get my camera uhhhh do you know where i set my lens bag wait no don’t move just a second i promise
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
this author is like “the good thing people like about sex is uhhhh the lighting and the camera angles”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
3/10 blowjob?? maybe?? kind of hard to evaluate this one honestly but i’m gonna go with that
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
there is a sequel to this fic but I’M SURE NOT READING IT
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
@Lady one of the inciting incidents that lead to my dad dropping out of his phd was one of his friends getting a job at alaska u and being like “finally i can stop job searching”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
@Lady this sounds both way hotter and more endearing than the quote you’re making fun of
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (27)
i get that this author is using Linkle as just trans!Link but her whole character trait is supposed to be that she is bad at directions; why would you pin that on Zelda