Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

this scene of zelda playing with link’s dick while he is sleeping is not as good as that other fic where zelda plays with link’s dick while he is sleeping

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

this fic sure is leaning hard into the “Zelda and Link are technically related in all their incarnations after the first” for not being an incest fic

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

@Lady How are they related? This is something I have never picked up on

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

@coriander in the end of skyward sword demise issues a curse on zelda's descendants and also on future heroes, which is ambiguous as to whether it means link's literal descendants or just like reincarnations

if you take the first interpretation and also ship zelda and link as marrying at any point then that implies all future zeldas and links share that common ancestor

if you ship zelda and link as marrying in EVERY incarnation this gets kind of messy

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

@Lady ahhh I see, it's the "thinking too hard about it" school

This is actually kind of interesting tho, despite my snark

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

@coriander a lot of zelink authors are really into the idea of zelda and link remembering their past lives or the love between them being eternal which is great until you realize that in some cases it is literally "our grandparents fucked and now we're fucking isn't that cool"

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

@Lady Its definitely an interesting and potentially good choice for a ship if you don't make them literal genetic descendants of the other ones

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@coriander yeah although honestly i prefer a lot of the pre-Skyward Sword fics where fans were making up their own reincarnation theories regarding Link and Zelda instead of just using Nintendo's one

but there's definitely some which do cool AtLA-style stuff where link or zelda or both like get counsel from their past lives and also grapple with like, whether they are cool with being Fated Partners or not

there's also an entirely separate school in the ZelGan club that view the reincarnation cycle as essentially a very long breakup between Hylia and Demise which can only be ended by them resolving their differences and getting back together

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