i do not want anime video games with unrealistic dialogue to be voice acted

gamers are like “maybe they will finally give pokémon full voice acting”!!

1) do you even understand how much text is in a pokémon game

2) have you even thought five seconds about what pokémon dialogue would sound like out loud this isn't fucking dragon age

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Youngster Luke: “I love wearing shorts! When I run through the tall grass, it tickles!” (on defeat) “Achoo!”

Honeymooner Chris: “Battling POKéMON is a great way to build up your stamina!” (on defeat) “Couldn’t keep it up!”

Swimmer♀ Bethany: “The only problem with wearing a bikini is deciding where to keep my POKé BALLS!” (on defeat) “I would have won if i wasn’t wearing my bikini!”

you really want people to read these lines out loud huh

these are not real pokémon trainer quotes but they are VERY CLOSE

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