gamers are like “maybe they will finally give pokémon full voice acting”!!
1) do you even understand how much text is in a pokémon game
2) have you even thought five seconds about what pokémon dialogue would sound like out loud this isn't fucking dragon age
Youngster Luke: “I love wearing shorts! When I run through the tall grass, it tickles!” (on defeat) “Achoo!”
Honeymooner Chris: “Battling POKéMON is a great way to build up your stamina!” (on defeat) “Couldn’t keep it up!”
Swimmer♀ Bethany: “The only problem with wearing a bikini is deciding where to keep my POKé BALLS!” (on defeat) “I would have won if i wasn’t wearing my bikini!”
you really want people to read these lines out loud huh
every single Lass would be insufferable