Lady of the Land

on the one hand i’m like, “why would samus cut off her dick? she was raised by birds!”, but on the other hand i’m like “why WOULDN’T samus cut off her dick?! she was raised by BIRDS!!”

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æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor

@Lady what

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Lady of the Land

@aescling what

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æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor

@Lady i do not understand why either half of the post would make sense

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Lady of the Land
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@aescling on side A, the fact that samus has a dick was probably not a source of gender trauma for her as a child, because she was raised by birds (who would not care)

on side B, birds don't have dicks

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æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor

@Lady apparently some do but i follow now

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