Cursed thought regarding Clint :stardewvalley: 

Like yes I'm 100% sure unless Clint receives a brain injury or a personality transplant the logic for his arc is going to be "Emily is unattainable, but the farmer who is forced to talk to me IS attainable [Worst Path: I can refuse to give them the iridium pickaxe if they won't marry me] 🤔 "

If you marry Clint he will continue to pine for Emily and one time you're having sex and he calls out Emily's name.

I just invented a "Ban" fiction of a type of guy I stay mad at, and it all sounds plausible (the sex wouldn't be depicted on screen of course, maybe it's stuff like "you know, [Farmer], you'd look better with Blue Hair, I've got a wig you may like!!!!"

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