@wallhackio gonna pretend THE HOG BOOK is just a photo book of dicks and schlongs though because that's more fun
@wallhackio okay I need to see if MY library has this (and hopefully doesn't have a horny cover like that time I checked out The Bloody Chamber and got a cover of someone fucking a wolf-man that I was too embarrassed to read in public
@wallhackio Oh yeah exactly but it's like, imagine you're like 10 years younger, people haven't normalized reading romance publicly* in public (on busses) yet, and you're like "my life is over if I read this book publicly"
I mean I just read it at home. that was the easiest solution
@lapis honestly could have been much more risque