I had a dream that some bar made a porter that was combined with a cortado and they were calling it a portado and kept trying to get me to buy it
actually I think it was more of like a coffee shop which made it weirder. I was like it's 9 am on a weekday... I don't really want to drink a porter
and they were like it's not a porter!! it's a PORTADO
@wallhackio it does sound really good lol
@wallhackio do you want in on my portado brewery
@wallhackio my issue was mostly just "I don't really want to drink a whole ass stout and then go to work" and I was like "isn't it alcoholic??" and they kept sidestepping the question LMFAO
@cam the coffee will offset the negative effects of alcohol so it'd be fine probably
@wallhackio I assume it was like a combination coffee stout and milk stout