major W for women likers: sandy romanceable in stardew 1.7
major L for everyone everywhere: clint romanceable in stardew 1.7
@cam isn't Clint's whole story arc that he has a crush on someone else.
So you can just be like "no let's make it about me actually"
@The_T yeah I don’t get how concernedape is going to do it. he’s really weird about his crush (Emily) too like I think he stalked her in a bush once
???? sorry
@cam you have to turn Clint into a power bottom
@cam also here's my hot Stardew take: I don't think there's a single likeable man in that game?
@wallhackio @The_T harvey is ugly, Demetrius is fine but his insistence on tomatoes >>not<< being a vegetable when vegetable is a culinary distinction and not a taxonomic distinction is idiotic. I also found it annoying as fuck that he threatened me over two hearts of friendship with his daughter
