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alc 

I am very drunk ama

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aschmitz

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@wallhackio What'd ya have?

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@aschmitz my neighbor wanted to make me a martini and because I tried a wet martini he also made me a dry martini but then his wife made a white lady that she didn't like so she offered it to me and I was on an empty stomach and I drank it all

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aschmitz

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@wallhackio Sounds like you just need a Vesper as a nightcap, then. (Hopefully you're having a good time!)

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@aschmitz it was a great time I love my roommates dad (who is the neighbor in question)

also he and his wife fed me lots of good food once they realized I was plastered

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aschmitz

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@wallhackio Aw, that's nice of them!

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