one of the most bummer things about ffxiv is seeing the last expac’s city and endgame hub become a permanent ghost town when the new expac comes out

maybe that’s why they made solution 9 for the erpers

then again, the strip club didn’t keep anyone at eulmore

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@cam its fine trying to make sense of this game from your posts alone

@wallhackio there is quite literally a strip club in one location and you have to get up on the stage and pole dance for a quest

@wallhackio to be fair the whole point of this city is that it’s like a disgusting display of wealth and hedonism in the face of a doomed world so like, the strip club is extremely on brand for them

@The_T @wallhackio no they’re basically indentured servants there’s a slum on the outskirts of the city completely unprotected from the biblical horrors that plague the land and there are these freak jester women from the city that come to the slum to 1) hand out gruel to the masses and 2) hire a poor person whenever there’s some job that needs doing

they literally call them free citizens vs bonded citizens

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@The_T @wallhackio it turns out that the gruel was made of mind control juice and also everyone was stupid and didn’t realize that their monarch was one of the biblical horrors in disguise (literally) and they became normal after that and got a mayor and I guess the rich gave up their assets idk I forget how that part got resolved

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@cam @The_T @wallhackio to be specific:

the gruel was made of the flesh of the biblical horrors

so they were eating the rich but the rich had mind control juice in their flesh i guess so it didn't help in this case

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@norikawa @The_T @wallhackio were the rich also eating the meol? idk if they ever mentioned. maybe it tastes good enough for rich people

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@cam @The_T @wallhackio they were mind controlled by the meol into being ok with the bad things happening and not asking questions about vauthry is how the story went iirc

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@norikawa @The_T @wallhackio that bread must be real fuckin tasty
oh yeah he also had the mind control beam that he tried to shoot at the exarch when he went to the city to talk to him so I guess he can just shoot beams at them too

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@wallhackio @The_T we killed the monarch though. he is literally the ugliest man you could ever imagine. unfortunately he’s also fat which is not super great but like I guess it kinda makes sense considering he just sits on his ass and eats human flesh or whatever

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@cam @The_T me when i make my loyal subjects eat human flesh

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@The_T @wallhackio they were actually eating the flesh of sin eaters which are the biblical horrors plaguing the land, people can turn into sin eaters though but they have to be hurt by them or potentially eat enough sin eater meat

@wallhackio they’ve done away with all of that by the end of the story but the strip club is still there and you can even craft and gather stuff for them to support their business

@wallhackio but it’s like a co-op strip club now except kinda not because I think only one of the people involved in the decision making is one of the strippers. idk what the others do maybe they do bartending or some shit

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