clocking in for another long day at the american woman factory. i'm behind quota, boss needs me to marry four men today, divorce them and take the house
me writing this post: 
💭 (say "office", not "factory". "factory" doesn't make sense here. say "office")
me reading this post back: FUCK
@monorail listen your subconscious is a natural comedian, "factory" is funnier by far
