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You're not nervous about finding a partner Alex? You should be. I'm gonna dance with Haley 😈 :sickos:

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Successfully danced. I wanna be flower queen!!!!!

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got the meterorite event. Hopefully it's not in an inconvenient spot as I only have a copper pickaxe.

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It's in my fenced in area for my Chickens but it's fine

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Got my Green Rain and like a BAJILLION Fiddlehead ferns which is great because I have not even struck iron in the mines and my axe is basic

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Demetrius is warning me not to marry Maru on his birthday.

Don't Worry I won't marry Maru, Demetrius, she does deserve better than me.

Problem is I'm going to play with her heart probably. 😈

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I did better at Journey of the Prairie King than ever. I didn't Game over in the first minute, but instead like, the second.

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Got Haley's Cow Event. So very cute even if it's probably bad to try to ride a cow.

I should probably buy a bouquet for her

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Anyway Haley is my GF now.

I really do like her events not sure why I never marry her

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I have Haley to a point (Sunflowers) that I could in theory marry her. I'm not opposed but I think I want to try Rooming with Krobus and I haven't unlocked the sewers yet.

Also I'm ready to humiliate Lewis at the Stardew Fair.

I'm thinking an eggplant (with his lucky shorts) and fill the rest of the slots with Mayo :thinkhappy:

If you are wondering I am mostly doing this for the points bribe

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time for the Stardew Valley Fair, featuring Lucky Purple Shorts 🥳 🍆

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And that's how (after gambling on the rigged prize wheel) I got everything I wanted from the festival. I cleaned out except for an ugly rug and I left behind the fedora because come on

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unlocked Tea with Caroline. I forgot you don't need a SUPER high friendship level. oops!

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I like how for the Jodi family Bring a Largemouth Bass event when Sam is told to help with Dinner you just... chuck the fish on the floor presumably to show your disdain

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Time to start Winter!

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got a couple secret notes.

just completed Robin's Hardwood quest (I had been chopping very few stumps on my farm in preparation)

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It's me I'm installing more mods

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Like not just SMAPI and Content Patcher and whatever the third one is I downloaded Fashion Sense

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I wanna dress pretty.

And if nothing else to me it is an injustice you cannot have a flower crown after the dance

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yeah I imagine you're sweaty Emily. You did a cardio dance routine in winter outer-wear

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Harvey, It's not like I'm gonna spread that you were in a women's aerobics class, but... this is like at least a 4th of the town. It's not much of a secret!

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I was gonna make a joke that the key to the Sewers is so close I can smell it but Gunther just stopped by so too late maybe next playthrough

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Don't worry I checked (I regifted him a pizza for the holiday)

but I feel like Shane should like the chicken statue artifact. It feels like a lost opportunity

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Time for Year 2 :)

Can't wait to get the Green onion boost

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Upgrading my Coop. Gonna get a bunny (biblically accurate shedding feet bunny)

I think after that I'm either getting a fish pond or another silo (why can't you upgrade silos????) and eventually upgrading my shed.

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I still need to buy the last upgrade for the bus to get access to the desert but I'm sort of like "I wanna do this farming stuff first!!!"

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okay I bought the upgrade and the junimos repaired the bus in the rain

I have not unlocked the skull cavern yet I got a bit distracted and got away from mining

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won the egg festival. the layout was different this year :blobmindblown:

I feel bad because I'm pretty sure ACTUAL CHILDREN should win, but there's two here, and Abigail would beat them by default anyway.

Anyway, gonna finish the quality crops bundle tomorrow (and get my greenhouse I think?) and then fix my fence

oh yes and it will be my girlfriend (haley's) birthday.

I have so far tried really hard not to date Shane even though I want blue chickens.

I'm hoping at some point Concerned Ape adds platonic routes for each of the single people because as fun(ny) as it is to date all of them, I'd really rather not go through the effort of dating Shane (who admittedly, I like I just think his post-marriage arc sucks) just for the blue chickens

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oh there's a 3-day festival that must have been recently added. Good thing I fixed the bus I guess (not that I've had any time to go to the desert)

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Evelyn this is the THIRD leek quest you've given me this spring. I am trying to gather a FUCKTON of leeks for George for your Spring Special Order Quest. I can't spare any leeks until you get those. Chill!

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And caught the Scorpion Carp I needed to complete the fishing bundles.

Now I need to get a SHITTON of flour and then my community center will be complete.

Maybe if I'm lucky one of the villager shops has bulk flour cheaper than Pierre's (and that I roll them) but I kinda doubt it tbh

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Oh I forgot about one bundle (Same category of FRIENDSHIP) but whatever. I like how despite the fact Pam says I have to drive the damn bus myself I STILL have to pay for a ticket :zagmad:

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Okay I caught a scorpion carp AND had a winning bet on shoebiscuit and the funny thing is no one was selling anything I Wanted to buy...

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@lapis go shoebiscuit!!!!

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