anyone wanna hear something fucked up and evil i would do when i was a child
@wallhackio Including myself, to be clear
A lot of time, I wish I could travel back in time and punch that awful kid [my former self] in its stupid face
@vaporeon_ im not sure i would be able to punch an eevee even it if it was evil
@vaporeon_ when i was like, 5 or 6 years old, when i would eat fried chicken i would eat the whole thing. like, bones and all. i would eat the bones. i ate chicken bones.
@wallhackio That's not evil? That's pretty cool, actually? Less food waste & more calories? I like it!
I am too grossed out by fried chicken to do that, but good for you!
@wallhackio Get them calories (and whatever nutrients chicken bones contain, supposedly bone marrow actually has some of them) 
@vaporeon_ my attempts to horrify you consistently fail
@wallhackio Keep trying!
(Well, you've succeeded in horrifying me by telling me that you the C++ programmer you use Windows.....)
@wallhackio How did you chew up those bones, though? I thought they're really hard (but also I never tried... fried chicken is too complicated for me)
@vaporeon_ with grit and determination
@wallhackio I've never known a child who wasn't evil & nasty, so go ahead