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You're not nervous about finding a partner Alex? You should be. I'm gonna dance with Haley 😈 
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Successfully danced. I wanna be flower queen!!!!!
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got the meterorite event. Hopefully it's not in an inconvenient spot as I only have a copper pickaxe.
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It's in my fenced in area for my Chickens but it's fine
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Got my Green Rain and like a BAJILLION Fiddlehead ferns which is great because I have not even struck iron in the mines and my axe is basic
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Demetrius is warning me not to marry Maru on his birthday.
Don't Worry I won't marry Maru, Demetrius, she does deserve better than me.
Problem is I'm going to play with her heart probably. 😈
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I did better at Journey of the Prairie King than ever. I didn't Game over in the first minute, but instead like, the second.
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Got Haley's Cow Event. So very cute even if it's probably bad to try to ride a cow.
I should probably buy a bouquet for her
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Anyway Haley is my GF now.
I really do like her events not sure why I never marry her
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I have Haley to a point (Sunflowers) that I could in theory marry her. I'm not opposed but I think I want to try Rooming with Krobus and I haven't unlocked the sewers yet.
Also I'm ready to humiliate Lewis at the Stardew Fair.
I'm thinking an eggplant (with his lucky shorts) and fill the rest of the slots with Mayo 
If you are wondering I am mostly doing this for the points bribe
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@wallhackio she's so good