i get so fucking anxious neomailing strangers

Hi! I was looking at your gallery and noticed that one of the categories is labeled "Not For Sale". I was wondering if that meant you were willing to accept trade offers for items in other categories. In particular, I was hoping to offer a trade of [number] million neopoints for one of your two [item]s.

I apologize if I misunderstood, but if you are interested in a trade I would be happy to hear back from you :)

my brain: "they're going to hire a hitman to kill me in my sleep"