there's a joke i heard as a young child that has never left my brain but it was topical, so it's not funny anymore because the topic is no longer relevant
Q: I recently visited the Hockey Hall Of Fame and, in a fit of being overcome by emotion, I jumped up and kissed the Stanley Cup. Am I at risk of lystreia?
A: No, the Stanley Cup hasn't been in the proximity of Maple Leaf products since 1967
at the time, there was a Maple Leaf meat company lystreia contamination thing going on. and the Maple Leafs are a bad hockey team
