Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
gross food in the abstract
one of the perks of veganism is that someone tells you about a horrible foodstuff and you're like "that's intriguing" but you don't try it because it would be more work to make a vegan equivalent
maybe we are all bunys
good mooooorning fedi i love you
Her Cowness alyssa
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hello, i need to sit on your lap pls. right now. and no you can’t move me once i’m there.
an important fact about me is i'm really cute
#Monsterdon yet more loaded exchanges between them…
#Monsterdon quite a loaded exchange between doctor and lieutenant it seems.
#Monsterdon this intruder certainly is going to some effort to spook them.
#Monsterdon she’s a bit spookable for a mystery writer!
#Monsterdon the good doctor is handling this situation quite calmly. oh. oh. fairienough.
#Monsterdon oh no stolen securities
bad internet accidentally recontextualizing innocuous speech into a transmisogynistic term in a kinda funny way
so i was recapping some of what happened in our last session in a ttrpg and the GM revealed that they had only heard "we" then a long pause and "traps" out of it. which, admittedly all the player are trans women. so. tbh i was amused by the coincidence
good mooooorning i'm like if a princess was sleepy
@amy i made a flash card for a word that means small and used your avatar for the front of it
in general i tend play fast and loose with the names of products, but the New Nintendo 3DS is such a funny name that i have to use it nearly every time
princess loves its friends
sometimes someone lands a critical compliment on you and it will not leave your mind for an extended period.
gundam is pretty good it turns out
good morning fedi. i love you!
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