Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
sometimes i see stuff talking about Leaf as in the pokémon player character and am like "whoa they're talking about my friend @hoja " for a minute
good moooooorning (cow for good morning)
i wanna ferment grass in my foregut and then chew the cud 🐄
mooo! this is now moo cow account
like yesterday i changed discord pfp to match here so people can connect them better, but now i might change this one to gyuuki (throwback) to make this account more cow
wifehome wifehome!!!
@holly and i are perhaps too agreeable. we almost got through a the quiet year game without taking any contempt tokens
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viviposting, wifeposting
@alyssa i think every kitten should understand the basic principles of simple harmonic oscillators and how they relate to a mouse-shaped toy swinging from a stick
viviposting, wifeposting
@sigmaleph is giving vivi a physics lesson to distract her and free me so i could leave the bed.
you could analyze this instead as illeism, but princess prefers to think about it as an unconventional first-person pronoun. when princess refers to myself as "the princess", that's illeism tho
i've started using princess as a first person pronoun sometimes now
about me: i don't know how to spell the full name of the twitter imitator that twitter guy made
i should go forage for some bunny photos to send my bunny gf
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you can just look at bunnies on the internet
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girls will literally be sleepy
rabbit and steel good game
me whenever kiryuu touga says anything: i hate him so much
@holly can confirm
sometimes you say something and realize you could have trivially made it funnier. but the moment has passed
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Joined May 2022
