alyssa @alyssa@cat.family
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Joined May 2022
vivi is watching mastermind on the tv so attentively
en los crucigramas en castellano se pueden sacar más pistas de la flexión que en los en inglés
poképosting
my wife called me on my having named my sewaddle Arachne when the sewaddle line sews, they don't weave.
for example: we hung it up to dry, and then when we gave it back to her, she immediately dropped it in her water cup. then did it at least two more times in like three minutes
i think we now have convincing evidence that vivi prefers for her toy rat to be moist
cats are kinda like self portable heaters. that self port only when they want to
eye of the tiger is the funniest song i've ever heard a nightcore version of for some reason
vivi tiene sus pies encima de las mías :>
vivi has figured out how to sit on the side of a purse hanging from our bag rack
some things that spanish uses the same word for:
- the outer layer of the earth (the crust, in english)
- the outer layer of a tree (the bark, in english)
- the outer layer of the brain (the cerebral cortex in english, which turns out to be ~the same word)
la corteza
un juego de palabras bilingüe:
si contratás con el diablo, hacelo en inglés.
porque en inglés el diablo es débil.
"el Programa de Mejoramiento de Zonas Aqueológicas (Promeza)". Spanish speakers are good at acronyms.
in English: the program of improvement of archaeological zones (promeza, pronounced the same as "promesa" = promise)
pros of cat sleeping on my leg:
- aww
- awwww
- awwwwww
- she trusts me awwwwwwww
cons of cat sleeping on my leg:
- can't move my leg without waking her
- sometimes there are reasons to want to move my leg
cats have very interestingly shaped mouths
la gatita descubrió que mi desayuno es una buena fuente del agua fría
este autor tiene opiniones muy decepcionantes sobre la sexualidad para alguien que fue purgado de la docencia por el régimen de Franco
komatsu nana has finally been displaced as my phone background. by vivi of course.
querés leer un chiste malo y viejo?
qué animal es dos animales?
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el gato araña
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Joined May 2022
