like, if you just want a vampire movie, you should watch something else. if you just want a martial arts movie you should watch something else. if you want a martial arts vampire movie, blade ii has got you covered. as long as you don’t want a particularly good martial arts vampire movie.
to be clear, it was good. i am just rolling my eyes at wikipedia and other things characterizing it as a horror film
this was not a horror film. there being a ghost does not in itself make the thing be horror!
if you want to optimize for scaring me personally with a horror movie, you should use these three elements:
mimic did 1.5 out of 3 but i liked it a lot
i was about to be like "okay but there's like half an hour left in this movie but i have no clue how they're gonna survive the next five minutes" but then stuff happened and okay that fits, i dig it.
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really, a bold choice to have a movie whose plot centers about something an alchemist devised to grant eternal life have it work by just turning you into a vampire hehe
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dude's just a vampire at this point. finds blood very tasty, harmed by sunlight, doesn't die.
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my fiancée said "pieces of wood through the chest are notorious for bypassing immortality" when i mentioned the alchemist in the beginning of the movie not surviving such an event and zie really did not know how right zie was
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