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like, if you just want a vampire movie, you should watch something else. if you just want a martial arts movie you should watch something else. if you want a martial arts vampire movie, blade ii has got you covered. as long as you don’t want a particularly good martial arts vampire movie.

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blade II was okay. blade himself was an extremely cool dude, but in every other respect other than number of vampires it loses out to the worst matrix movie. also the vampire characters were all boring.

to be clear, it was good. i am just rolling my eyes at wikipedia and other things characterizing it as a horror film

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this was not a horror film. there being a ghost does not in itself make the thing be horror!

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surprisingly the fascists were not the monster in The Devil's Backbone

if you want to optimize for scaring me personally with a horror movie, you should use these three elements:

  • bugs (bonus for ants but that's probably so much bonus i just won't watch your movie)
  • things or other people impersonating or replacing people
  • lots of high perches and falling and structural collapses

mimic did 1.5 out of 3 but i liked it a lot

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i was about to be like "okay but there's like half an hour left in this movie but i have no clue how they're gonna survive the next five minutes" but then stuff happened and okay that fits, i dig it.

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on the other hand, i'm a fan of how we never really clearly see the monsters in full

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some of these scenes could do with more lighting

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this is definitely one of the more scary types of horror for me.

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unless too many ants show up and i get too scared. there are a lot of bugs certainly

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@xsssm@selfy.army oh no i hope yr able to get out of Meds Adjustment Hell friend 💟

cronos spoilers again 

really, a bold choice to have a movie whose plot centers about something an alchemist devised to grant eternal life have it work by just turning you into a vampire hehe

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cronos spoilers 

dude's just a vampire at this point. finds blood very tasty, harmed by sunlight, doesn't die.

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cronos spoilers 

my fiancée said "pieces of wood through the chest are notorious for bypassing immortality" when i mentioned the alchemist in the beginning of the movie not surviving such an event and zie really did not know how right zie was

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in this film a little girl reads under the covers in bed at night using a glowstick

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