Swisches my big fluffy $$$$-ing wings
Gross, you wetted my giant wings. Now I need to swisch them around to dry them.
W-woah!!! (faints people unconscious because my aura is so big) YOU GUYS!!!
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@aescling I get the reference to the Pokédex entry that says that Mega Absol's wings can't fly, but instead they emit an aura that causes everyone to faint
@vaporeon_ i’m combining that fact with some dialogue from Deltarune lol. there’s a plant themed kitsune that disguises itself as a flower creature that you can pour water on and it responds with a complaint that you got water on its tail followed by roleplay dialogue that the as it swings its tail around to dry it it’s knocking over buildings because the tail is so big (it is not actually that large)
@aescling I know a certain someone who looks like this -> 
<- and could actually knock over buildings with his big tail if he wanted
Or at least, he could do that before he outgrew our planet...
W-whoa!!! (knocks the earth out of orbit because his tail is so big) YOU GUYS!!!
this is niche lol