-blinks-

-looks up at the population count of faer dwarven fortress-

oh god.

There's More Of Them

petition: someone asking to join my town specifically to fight for my town.
me: sure
several days later: he's dead in a cave from fighting

MONTRESSORRRRR

oh my god i dug him out and he's just still standing there

oh god i blinked and there's 55 of them now

so many dwarf