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the game just lets you die and rolls the credits and makes you start over before you ever even see a rocket

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*wakes up at the campfire* oh it's one of THESE games

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i fell into the wormhole on the hollow planet three times and then suffocated in space. never found the banjo guy

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i shot a scout into the seed and followed it into the spatial anomaly but never found the harmonica, and i found the orbital probe cannon that seems really important but i'm not sure yet what to do with it. nice to know where you use projection stones though

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do i dare go back to the scary spatial anomaly i found and explore more now that it's not dark outside?

perhaps

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you wake up looking at giant's deep

that's what that is

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the fuckin

orbital friendship cannon

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i wish i could reset the loop without having to suffocate myself or something

like i CAN but i have to quit to the main menu and then it takes a full calendar year to load again

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i caught up with the probe but unless i'm supposed to ram it off course i don't see anything i can do

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🤔 . o O (oh my god am i supposed to ram it off course)

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well my ship is unhappy about that, and due to the nature of Being In Space i'm unsure if i significantly affected its trajectory or if it was just me who got knocked backwards

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oh there we go now i can skip loops

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there's something really fucky about time here, beyond the obvious

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how can the naomi have been dead so long they've left bone dry skeletons, when the very same falling sand that was a hazard to them is still a hazard to me now, still rapidly filling up the caves

the orbital probe cannon broke because it was fired with too high power, but you watch it break every loop

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wait wasn't there a translated message like "we'll have to recalibrate the equipment, if those readings were right it would violate causality" -> "so it turns out the equipment is calibrated correctly"

something IS up

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this pun just happens to work in both languages? okay

Follow

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@monorail my favorite thing is how the translator knows what to make of pronouns that no hearthian is ever attested to use in-game

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@aescling it doesn't seem like the hearthians have gender, does it? it seems difficult to work that out from first principles

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@aescling sorry i didn't mean for that to be a reply lmao

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