re: snacks 

@compufox (i did not have enough room to write out “homosexual”)

re: snacks 

@aescling “hello, homosexual. would you like a gummy? oh come on, take it. we both know you have already decided to take it.”

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re: snacks 

@compufox unplugging from the matrix solely to be able to plug back in and download the skills to create any sweet and dessert known to mankind

re: snacks 

@aescling
neo: *gasps and wheezes after 10 hours of training* “I know. how to make the gummys”
Morpheus: this is how we will Win.

re: snacks 

@compufox replacing gummies in all stores with mass-produced red pill-encasing gummies. the matrix is completely depowered in the span of a day

re: snacks 

@aescling the ultimate plan. no one can resist

big misinfo re: snacks 

@compufox drug scares involving candy are really just the matrix’s way of keeping people from accidentally unplugging

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