@monorail

boss makes a dollar

i make precisely one tenth of the salary that my boss makes in a single day

that is why i make a particularly devious decision while at the place i go to in order to convince somebody to provide me with a regular income, as i have no other means of being able to afford my daily needs, [&c i really cannot be bothered to find enough words to finish the joke properly. like gods, can you imagine what i’d have to do for the fourth line??]