Costco is a Major Depressive Disorder simulator
Every religion wrong; when you die you go to Costco, actually
@Betty my experiences with costco are more “did i just get a concussion?” than “am i depressed” but it is definitely A Trial, especially when its crowded (which is often)
@Satsuma it feels like suddenly becoming aware I died a month and a half ago
@Betty well, once you finally escape at least you’ll have those savings to console you through your experience of ketabasis?
@Satsuma you know, whole roast chicken is not the worst way to celebrate the trip to the underworld
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@Satsuma it feels like suddenly becoming aware I died a month and a half ago