why is Philly like this

@hoja hey you can’t blame us for LeBron he was already like that

@Satsuma i can absolutely blame the 76ers for signing LeBron when he was already like that

@hoja ok but everyone knows the sixers are terrible and make bad choices

@Satsuma and the phillies are also terrible and make bad choices

but: why?????

@hoja the owner is a marylander who lives in NYC

@Satsuma and philly tolerates this??

@hoja unfortunately we dont have any rich people so we’d have to try to pull a packers and that is very difficult

@Satsuma petition: get taylor swift to buy the phillies

@hoja absolutely not

@hoja i would never let someone who plays for the chiefs into this house

@hoja pink! probably isnt rich enough unfortunately

@hoja can someone give her ten mil