there are multiple boba shops by the movie theater kate and i are seeing supergirl in on sunday, which means i might be able to distract kate with enough boba that i can sneak in and watch chris nolan's bad movie without her 🤔
we could also see the odyssey together obvi but she went to catholic cult school and calls me "my little ceci" sometimes as a reference to both a literal chickpea and cicero so it might be a 7 dead 30 injured kind of situation if we did
"are you hypothesizing that kate could be distracted by boba and just not notice you being gone for 3 hours" she loves boba, has adhd, and is recovering from a sinus infection, i'm not hypothesizing
@Satsuma kate will never be average 😌