apparently the girl scouts are looking to hire a VP of "business process engineering & agentic AI innovation" and for some reason are spam promoting this on libera.chat IRC of all places
why is there evil in the hearts of the people running the girl scouts. why would the girl scouts company need a VP of agentic AI innovation. how does this relate to little girls selling boxes of cookies
@moonsea i appreciate that you think selling cookies is the main purpose of girl scouts and not just a tiny side gig they do once a year as a funding boost
@Satsuma i actually don't know much about the girl scouts tbh i thought that was like their whole deal
@moonsea they’re an after school club, they fund kids learning crafts and camping trips and shit 😂
the cookies are like if you were ever in band or the school play or whatever and they did a bake sale to fund buying new costumes & instruments. except slightly larger scale because its a national nonprofit but like, those are roughly the vibes
@Satsuma OHHHH that makes a lot more sense 😭 thats cute... actually now that you mention after school i'm reminded of when my mom said she tried to get my sister and i into the girl scouts but we weren't interested lol
@Satsuma @moonsea
The reason the cookies started, though it does raise money for them, was to give a leg up so girls could be capitalists too. Quite a horrible equality.
https://www.thisiscapitalism.org/blog/cookies-capitalism-girls-scouts-prepare-tomorrows-female-business-leaders