i spent way too fucking long just getting the maths right for this little widget #InProgress #Webcrafting

my website had BETTER say Yuri is fast and twinky…… but not TOO twinky tho……

Yuri is ranked A+ despite being a weak little sword boy because Speed is Good

if you pat your little sword boy on the head and feed him enough carrots he can steal from any character in the game

my strategy for defeating Claude on Maddening was to put Yuri in range of Claude’s combat art and have him miss

you only have to do this five times before his bow breaks! oh no!

a boss character with a broken bow… sitting on a heal tile… unable to hit anyone or anything… whatever will happen?

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@hoja pretty sure i’ve read a fic with this premise

@hoja i was lying i am not actually into fire emblem noncon gangbangs

@Satsuma what about fire emblem we roast the suave idiot for poor resource management and then all go for drinks

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