Builder: What do you want your house to look like?
Home owner: I dunno, something ominous and so symmetrical that it looks Photoshopped.
Builder: Great! What about the inside?
Home owner: Levels. So many levels.
Builder: Say no more!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3201-University-Blvd-Houston-TX-77005/27791943_zpid
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@weirdestate the exterior looks very college campus to me, a read which feels somewhat vindicated by the street name
