All this discussion about the “tush push” only confirms my theory that the NFL is where the US dumps all of its homoeroticism

Like that the fuck is wrong with NFL people that they can't say "butt" or "ass," so they say "tush" instead so that it's definitely not gay, but all that does is make it both super weird and offputting and definitely at least a little gay

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@jordan i had assumed it was just for the sake of the rhyme?

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