I wildly misread this post and thought for a second it was about Lan Wangji being horny about Jiang Fengmian, and now part of me naturally wants to take that as a challenge and the rest of me says… how. What. No.
I could probably get there? I have to believe this, or else who am I even. 😂 But right now I’m STUCK.
#MDZS
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@villainousfriend The only way I can get it to work is that he's been having a steamy penpal correspondence with like "Junmeng Junzi" and he's like "Wow, Jiang Fengmian is so fucking sexy" so that when he visits he comes on *extremely* horny and Jiang Fengmian is like *hit by a 18 wheeler, but sexy* and meanwhile WWX is like *heartbroken* "I thought we had a connection!"
@Satsuma @villainousfriend Jiang Fengmian, meanwhile, like a coastline after a tsunami of sex has receded