Needed a belt and didn't have one, so went to the hardware store, bought a 5m length of chain, a carabiner, and a keyring loop, and honestly this belt worked out pretty well.
Also doubles as like one of those weighted band things you wear during exercise because even though it's not a particularly high-gauge chain, 5m of chain still isn't exactly light...
@Satsuma@glitch.cat.family The options were 2.5m, 5m and 10m and I am not a small-waisted person, lol.
(Part of the original problem; I was having trouble finding a cool belt made of actual leather that would fit me. )