Forget the broccoli test, institute the "could they take twenty-three second graders on a field trip to a museum and return with the same second graders and their correct backpacks?" test.
Weirdly, there's a couple of KinnPorsche characters who would do okay on this one.
@Betty see the problem with keeping all the kids focussed on you is that then they aren’t focussed on keeping track of their jackets and bags. At least two kids dropped something in the main lobby and didn’t notice for aaaages
Kim either double booked himself and never showed up (juggling an idol schedule is difficult enough on its own without adding sekrit mafia jobs to the list!) or is in the bathroom panicking because they’re so SMALL and now he’s having feelings
@Satsuma Porsche would do it by the power of personal charisma: he'd just keep all the kids focused on him and cheerful.
Kinn, insofar as he succeeded, would succeed by terrifying them into obedience. But also it's possible he'd scare some kids so bad they hid.
Tankhun would just circle the kids like a sheepdog having a panic attack, and no one would have too much fun, but everyone would get home fine.
No one can find Kim. Where is Kim.