Now judging everyone by their first valid hit on the Ao3 Random Fic generator: https://perchance.org/wdvpluc9y2

(insp by Copperbadge's demonic Astolat impersonator dream: https://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/700451638010331136/had-a-dream-this-morning-that-archive-of-our-own )