Calamity Ganon had better be a lady cowboy

"Ancient screw?"

"Ancient shaft?"

C'mon

I prefer the term "dilf"

Speaking of which 👀

Difference between Hylian and Vulcan

Hylian research dilf aesthetic

"Hello."

🎶 Link's a twink
(He's a twink)
With a horse friend!

And goes around the country
Doing murders
(Yes yes!) 🎶

So Breath of the Wild is just a propaganda piece from Big Shroom, yeah?

Yes I did sing the "Link cooking stuff" song

I'm a 1337 haxor now

Breaking in to your Divine Beast

Hecking your terminal

Prince Sidon

Wears a whistle around his neck

Much like other swim coaches

Also, I hope that "make friends with the centaurs" doesn't become an objective later

Because that ship has uhh sailed

And now the best part of the video game:

*Alien drag queen cooking show voice* The cooking!!

Aw jeez so there I was just out getting myself some shrooms and in comes this police drone to harsh my mellow

Why does this video game have police drones

I found the horny accordion bird!!

A lot of very horny people were involved in making this video game

Come on by! We got:

🍆 Hylian research dilf
🍆 Horny accordion bird
🍆 Scalie Prince "swimming coach" Siddon

"Tireless frog"?

Of course it is, why would it need them with legs like that?

🥁

Wow

This lightning spear

It's for when you want them to die

And you want them to hurt the whole time they're dying

My sister has informed me that there is no button that makes Link kiss the research dilf

And also "stop calling him that"

Gobling, n. a young goblin

You see all the little ones jumping in front of their fire

Having a little goblin dance party

And Link is like

"Time for murders"

Found the crypto bro

Fast-travel is great if you don't have hang-ups regarding the metaphysics of personal identity

@bgcarlisle do you have hangups regarding the metaphysics of personal identity?