I think my best feature is that you can give me some made up tech word salad and I'll probably be able to squint my eyes and get us from point a to point b with a contrived pitch for why it's useful
@wgahnagl this sounds like a great road trip game
@ohworm IOT gummy bear
@wgahnagl feed one to your children every day to keep a live GPS tracker on their location! make sure you always know your kids are safe! export maps of your whole family’s travel on Facebook to update the krew! comes in blue raspberry and grape!
blockchain sweatervest :)
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