Dear self:
You made a goal of writing 1000 new words a WEEK.
You have written over 1200 new words TODAY.
You will GO TO BED, not spontaneously decide to try to hit NaNo wordcounts!
Dear everyone else:
Good night! 
Dear self:
You made a goal of writing 1000 new words a WEEK.
You have written over 1200 new words TODAY.
You will GO TO BED, not spontaneously decide to try to hit NaNo wordcounts!
Dear everyone else:
Good night!