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I...forgot my birthday was next week
THIS is what getting old is
That does mean I get to do my stupid birthday bit next week
Part of the birthday bit is talking it up in the runup to the birthday and refusing to elaborate on what the bit is so that people get very excited for an ultimately extremely stupid joke
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@coriander the coriander birthday bit, or as we call it on the east coast, the first day of halloween
