Honestly unless the plan is to restructure the world-wide-web towards a torrent-based distribution mechanism (or some other distribution mechanism that actually benefits from them being replicated copies of the same files), static webpages aren't better than ones with some dynamic components. Definitely not, like, significantly better.
Chuck a lil' CGI script in there. As a Bit.
@Lady This is Correct and would Doubtless* have saved us the utter ridiculousness of the ACID tests, and possibly more.
* actually there are many reasons to doubt this