Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
i have yet to read a fic tagged “Creampie” which is good but maybe this will be the one!!
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
most smut is written by girls with, at best, no strong feelings regarding pornography, but some is written by boys who watch entirely too much of the stuff and you can always tell because they tag it like it’s RedTube
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
boys in general like fantasizing about hot images while girls care more about logic and science and vaguely plausible mechanics
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
i think this is because most boys don't know how their own dicks work
the ones who do write better smut
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
straight girls on the other hand are very observant and figure out the basics of how dicks work pretty fast
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
« “Malice is a substance of pure evil, pure hatred,” began Zelda. “So, the most surefire way of countering it is an act of pure love.” A rosy red flushed her cheeks as a smile began to creep back onto her face.
Link’s eyes widened in shock and he swallowed in surprise, but soon gave way and nodded.
“Good idea,” Link said. » time to defeat the Calamity with the holy light of my vagina
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
i hate that i read this in her voice
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
« After their extended kissing session, Link parted his mouth from Zelda’s and looked around in puzzlement.
“The Malice is still here,” he said.
Zelda’s gaze turned determined. “Then we must go further. With hatred this strong, we must counter with an even stronger act of love!” » NOW it is time to defeat the Calamity with the holy light of my vagina!!
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
every one of these lines is exactly the type of terrible dialogue that Nintendo of America would absolutely have Zelda say
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
i can’t even be mad about it; canonically, Zelda WOULD be one to say « Your passion shows no bound. Please, release yourself from your prison so we can further our love. »
as the camera does a slow zoom in on Link’s crotch to make sure you understood the message
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
2/10 blowjob and i’m being kind of arbitrary here
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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
@Lady Skyward "Sword"
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
@Lady they probably all think they are the first to do this
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
@coriander this one at least made a joke about weapon durabilities
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (22)
zelda fans love using the word “skyward” to describe the direction of Link’s dick