Zelda gives Link a blowjob (18)
if you're going to mention link walking in on zelda when she is nearly naked, the least you could do is try to sell it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (18)
this author just completely punting on the idea of actually coming up with things for link to say and just going “he said some things and they were very effective which shows he knows her super well”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (18)
you are not a good enough writer to swing a link that talks but has no lines of dialogue
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (18)
« Link gasped, nearly faltering. He could not believe his ears. The Princess felt… for him? » this sounds like an extreme reaction but actually that is 💯 on brand for link
in fairness i have now mentally replaced him with the link from Phantom Hourglass
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (18)
this is the least sexy undressing scene i have ever read
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (18)
2/10 blowjob. maybe 2.5? it was actually better than the surrounding prose but a little brief and mechanical about it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (18)
« She had long ago perfected how to work herself with her fingers and other insertables » any table can be an insertable if you believe in yourself